Spice up your poker night with a hand that truly stands outb Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards! These uproariously funny cards feature a realistic and amusing penis pattern that's sure to get the laughs rolling before you even deal the first hand. Built to withstand spills, sweat, and tears of laughter, these waterproof wonders are perfect for those wild game nights with friends. Get ready to raise eyebrows and stakes; it's time to show your friends who's got the biggest... sense of humor! Grab your deck today and let the games beginb because why play hard when you can play hard-on?

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Because of the intimate nature of the items we sell, we are unable to accept returns or exchange purchased toys and products. This is for the health, safety and peace of mind of our customers.

Any item that is designed to come into contact with the body or bodily fluid is non-returnable and non-resalable. Once these items leave our warehouse, they are considered used, and therefore cannot be returned.

For more information please visit our refund policy page.