Feeling jaded about Valentine's Day? Embrace your cynicism with the "Valentine's Sucks Dicks" Candy! Each bag contains 3oz approx. 100 pieces of candy. This hilarious candy is the perfect antidote for the lovesick and the love-scorned alike. Indulge in the delicious flavors as you savor the delightful irreverence of these cheeky treats. Whether nursing a broken heart or finding the whole Valentine's Day hullabaloo nauseating, this candy will resonate with your inner cynic.

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Because of the intimate nature of the items we sell, we are unable to accept returns or exchange purchased toys and products. This is for the health, safety and peace of mind of our customers.

Any item that is designed to come into contact with the body or bodily fluid is non-returnable and non-resalable. Once these items leave our warehouse, they are considered used, and therefore cannot be returned.

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