The AlienNation Story: After Earth was struck by a ten-mile wide asteroid, a sixth mass extinction event occurred, ending human civilization as we knew it. What life remained would be mutant, deviant yet wondrous in its spatial shape-shifting spectrum. Welcome to the new Nation. The AlienNation. The Glovopositor Story: The Glo-Vopositor, a small, luminescent creature found in dark, forgotten caves, pulsed with an eerie blue and pink glow. Its sinewy body shimmered in the dark as it moved with unsettling grace. It was of course looking to replicate. But rather than laying eggs, Glo-Vopositor would implant them inside a host of the humanoid kind. The eggs would grow slowly, feeding on her energy, glowing ever more brightly overtime. The host would experience orgasmic dreams AND fantastical visions as the eggs developed, as did their bond, whose glow would be seen clear across the apocalypsis.

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